Protection from Vampires a.k.a. the Neutral Vampire Service

Since Vampirism is the norm, it makes sense to protect yourself against having your bioplasm and soul fluid extracted. A cautionary tale is the appearance of Katy Perry and the Rat Jew Boy Bloom who have been constantly fed upon by the Psi Lord causing Perry to lose her stunning looks and figure, and Bloom to develop a rat face.

This Protection Service makes you an honorary Vampire as we don’t feed off our own, but exempts you from feeding off anyone else, and it is recommended for 98% of people who aren’t psychopaths. Therefore, you can keep your moral and ethical soul and have a clean concience protected from vamps, who wouldn’t know what morals or ethics were, and have consumed their concience. Stay nice, stay safe and be a lightworker; have your cake and eat it !

Ps, Perry is a self-proclaimed lightworker and I’ve snuffed out her pilot light, so the only thing she’s fit to illuminate is a bonfire !

Buy the Protection from Vampires Service a.k.a. the Neutral Vampire Service for $600 and get the Soul Rescue Service included !! Watch the related video and Soul Rescue product page.